A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.

See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
Slim Shady, Marhsall Mathers, Bubba Sparx, Vanilla Ice
Beküldő: CrimsonBlues 2005. január 5.
A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
Is that a dead skunk on the road?

No its XTINA!!!!
Beküldő: Me 2004. október 21.
n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
Beküldő: camp lickalotta 2008. március 12.
a dirty fat slut, who is also a whore and thinks she can be all black just because she sounds like a black woman.
Person 1: OMG your such a stupid slutfaced whore.

Person 2: Hey did you just call me christina aguilera, because I'm not a stupid ugly fake plastic slut with no life and no talent at all.
Beküldő: ss1234 2008. augusztus 28.
A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!
Beküldő: sayithowitis 2010. július 14.
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Beküldő: iHEARTShiaLaBeouf 2010. szeptember 26.
Slang for cocaine, mixed/cut with other stuff. Much like the real singer who is not pure white, but mixed with Spanish.
"We got that white girl, Christina Aguilera."
Beküldő: Berry John 2007. május 23.

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