An incurable disease orginating in the jungles of Africa and slowly spreading into western Asia and 100% of Korea over time. Anyone infected with the Black Clap will die of festering boils and internal infections within 2 weeks. The Black Clap can only be caught whilst having sexual contact with an infected person over the age of 17. This is the leading cause of such widespread cases of child abuse in Korea. "See 'yumyum' for more information."
God damn it, I slept with a Korean girl last night but I thought she was 16, now I got the Black Clap so she must have been 18. Stupid bitch....
2010. május 11.