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assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Beküldő: nina 2003. október 21.
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verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

Beküldő: Mak&T 2006. július 8.
The mother of all fuckups
Bob: Dude you just ran over that guy with your bus!
Bill: I assumed he would move out of my way!
Beküldő: Artex 2005. október 16.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.

Assumers are also usually, if not always assdouches. Since these unintelligent individuals seems to be associated with a lot of douchebag and asshole actions.

They are ignorant to reality, and make assumptions in order to mentally compensate for their own assdoucheyness, by creating humor for their own enjoyment, for the purposes of getting on the nerves of others.

For further information on this kind, look up "Assdouche".

"You say you don't want anybody over today Stevey? I can only make the ASSumption that you're going to have an 8 hour masturbation marathon to Jew-Porn."

"You're taking the dog out for a walk? Ha, I doubt it! I'm just going to ASSume that you're secretly a closet-zoophilliac that is waiting to act out on his urges and now this is the perfect opportunity, I'm calling the cops!"


Beküldő: Werge (Jarrid) 2008. november 3.
to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't
When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!
Beküldő: Alice Green 2010. március 21.
to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
Beküldő: Notmad 2013. február 17.
To think someone said something and then act on that information.
"Josh! I thought you said you were done." "Then you assumed wrong, Cayce!"
Beküldő: Curobos 2013. március 8.

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