A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
Beküldő: Candymannnn 2009. június 28.
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Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
Beküldő: Hank McGuillicutty 2009. június 11.
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
Beküldő: Rylan Kinnin 2006. október 5.