Teacher: Alright class you have to finish Hamlet by the end of the weekend, do a 2 page essay on your thoughts, and study for the exams on Wednesday.
Student: Oh shit man! This is tons of bullshit. Lets go to a party at someones house like we do every weekend and get stoned!
nurse (looking at the huge line of students): boy, its seems like everyone needs eyedrops this morning.