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The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there
That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.
Beküldő: NotAlmondCao 2011. október 26.
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When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.
Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.
Beküldő: pussypopper 2014. december 30.
To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.
Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
Beküldő: lowkeyjd 2015. május 27.
A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.
'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
Beküldő: idealist102 2011. március 17.
In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!
"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"
Beküldő: Smart Ass 137 2012. március 13.
(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).
"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."


"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."
Beküldő: SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE 2011. november 17.
Ben Almond of Ermysteds Grammar School in Skipton
Almond, Almond, Almond!
Beküldő: Alan Iveson 2004. november 12.

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