42 definitions by wiseman

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HR
Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
#worthless #gutless #no balls #chumps #nva
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. július 11.
A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.
"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"
#yes #oh oh oh #mmmm #fuck yeah #oh baby
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. július 26.
The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
#autofellatio #selfsuck #self bj #table for one #nirvana
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. július 14.
Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
#hottie #babe #sexy #smokin' hot #yummy
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. augusztus 4.
The middle urinal in a group of three.
Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
#middle pisser #stall #2 #gay toilet #last resort #homo hole
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. június 16.
Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
#ugly #nasty #gross #disgusting #revolting
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. július 17.
An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
#hate mail #e-mail slap #paperless smack down #mean mail #classless e-mail
Beküldő: Wiseman 2006. július 13.
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