poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people
(usually women) find themselves stuck
in public bathroom stalls, each waiting
for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with
some old bluehair in the Target
bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from