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18 definitions by titwanker

 
1.
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
Beküldő: titwanker 2003. április 10.
 
2.
Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.
Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.
Beküldő: titwanker 2004. július 20.
 
3.
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.
Beküldő: titwanker 2003. április 10.
 
4.
A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
Beküldő: Titwanker 2004. május 22.
 
5.
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
Beküldő: titwanker 2003. április 10.
 
6.
Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.
Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.
Beküldő: titwanker 2003. május 29.
 
7.
Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
Beküldő: titwanker 2003. április 10.