10 definitions by themonger

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A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).
"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."
#hallmark day #hallmark #greeting cards #holidays #day
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. április 25.
We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.
We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!
#drunk #fucked up #intoxicated #inebriated #fall down drunk
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. április 13.
A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.
We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.
#virgin #third base #mutual masturbation #sex #do
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. május 17.
When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.
"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."
#eating #food #free food #motivation #eat
Beküldő: TheMonger 2007. április 25.
A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
#balls #punch in the balls #kick in the balls #nuts #kick you in the nuts
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. szeptember 29.
Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.
After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.
#ass pee #butt mud #diarrhea #mud butt #the runs
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. április 6.
A mythical location, that most men dream of, where women are giving away free blowjobs. Usually used in a derogatory manner when referring to another guy's mother.
1. Your mom got fired from That Place for biting.
2. Hey I went to That Place last night and your mom was awesome.
#blowjob #oral sex #fellatio #mother jokes #mother insults
Beküldő: TheMonger 2006. április 6.
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