10 definitions by slade technics

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The rulers of this realm and many others like it. They are completely unseen, highly influential and possibly dangerous. Their ultimate prime directive: To reduce the surface population as much as possible so that control of the entire world can be easily administered and consolidated into one government. All this will be done through fear, over consumption, death from unnatural causes, man made (Hurricane Katrina) natural disasters, famine, Economic Disorder,Civil and Domestic Disorder, International Disorder,and ceaseless war.
High Gas Prices - $4.65

War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00

Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00

Milk- $5.65

Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2006. november 29.
He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.

He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.

I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.

A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
Bruce Lee Is A True Hero, Master, Philosopher and Most Of All Martial Artist------Period.
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2007. január 7.
The utlimate wrestling show. Specializes in broke necks, bob wires, tables lit on fire and chants of "Holy Shit" and "You Fucked Up". Technically should have won the T.V war against WCW and WWE but because of lack of funding and not fans or roster talent faded gracefully from the airwaves to then rise like a pheonix on the Sci-Fi channel; fitting because some the matches these dudes have had are not of this world.
Joey Styles: Holy shit Bam Bam Bigelow just been Full Nelson suplexed through a table by Taz the Suplex Machine.

Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2006. július 4.
The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2006. december 20.
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2006. október 25.
All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
The 8 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2007. január 7.
1. World largest terrorist funded organization in the world. All members are lapdog puppets hand picked specifically by the Illuminati to carry out the ultimate plan and diversion. Which is to rob the the middle class and poor of rights, liberties and overall freedom and take over the entire world through fear and strong arm tactical invasions of weaker nations in order to gain the ultimate pursuit Capital Imperialism.

2. Criminals Against Humanity, Period.
Think Of A-team:

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to hell by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security hell hole via funding and support by the powers that be to the Washington D.C Underground. Today, still wanted by bounty hunters, Defenders of the Constitution and the oppressed, they survive as terrorists of fortune. If you have a problem - that no one else can help - and if you can't find them - maybe its a by product of: The Bush Administration.
Beküldő: Slade Technics 2006. november 29.

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