1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!