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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
22.
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
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23.
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
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24.
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 4.
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25.
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 4.
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26.
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
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27.
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
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28.
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 23.
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