30 definitions by mike comanche

Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 5.
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 4.
A FAT person. Someone who worships food.
Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 10.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
Beküldő: Mike Comanche 2009. március 12.

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