Normaly found in southern california
wear saging dickies shorts
spend more money on clothes and their trucks than what they make
smoke weed all day
They have a lifted truck, and a dirt bike even though most cant ride it that good
wear excessive metal mulisha, skin, and so cal
date sluts aka bro hoes
they get kicked out of their "crew" when they turn 26
they have ridiculous tattoos like guns and brass knuckles
litsen to kotton mouth kings
spend all day at the gym
some are hot but theyre all assholes
they bang any available "bro hoe"
i know this because i live in so cal
Bro1: dude where where you yesterday the party was dank
Bro 2: i was at britney's house havin sex with her
Bro 1: yo i banged her once shes good
Bros 3 and 4: you talking about britney she gives good head
#so cal bro#bro hoe#loser#so cal#metal mulisha#nice guy
a white girl who normally lives in so cal
they think thyre part of a "bro" crew but theyre just used for sex
they have fake boobs or push up bras
they wear ridiculously short skits with no panties
they have no self respect
they think they can ride dirtbikes and play football when theyre really just making idiots of themselves
they have blond hair on top and black on the botom some even make desighns on their heads
their boobs are alwasy poping out of their shirts
they wear excesive metal mulisha, skin, so cal, and uggs
they think uggs go with everything even short skirts
thir pants are alwasy 2 sizes to small
they drink and smoke weed all day
they bang every "bro" that looks at them
99% of them droped out of high schoolor took them 8 years to finish
wear ridiculous amounts of make up especialy cover up
thyre always on my space/ facebook meeting new fuck buddies
thyre think the whole world revolves arround them
they have fake nails and fake hair
drink rockstars all day
they stab everyone in the back
then thres the wannabe bro hoes who are the same as the regular bro hoes but have a beer gut and they dont have sex because theyre to anoying and thy think theyre the shit but everyone hates them and people hide from them!
i live in so cal so i know all this crap!
bro hoe 1: have u had sex with johnny
Bro hoe 2: no y?
bro hoe 1: oh because his cum tastes really good
im quoting George carlin on this one!
god is "an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you."
Kid: grandma what does god look like?
Grandma: no one knows
Kid: grandma how do u know what he wants u to do?
Grandma: dont u dare question gods existance!!!
Grandma:if u doubt him hell send u to hell
Grandma: because he loves you!