An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.
Those saxophone players are crazy, man.
2005. március 29.
A super foxy actor in the 1950s who starred in only 3 major films, but remains a cult cinema icon 50 years after his death. His most famous film is Rebel Without a Cause, where Dean becomes the very symbol of teenage rebellion an angst is a Leave it to Beaver
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean
2005. augusztus 17.
Beautiful when played by a good player; duck-like when played by a not-so-good player. A usually wooden woodwind instrument, part of the double reed family (which includes the bassoon
, english horn
, etc). Played in treble clef; pitched in C. Insanely hard to play in tune.
That beginner oboe player sounds like she's killing a duck...
2004. augusztus 9.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo
sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat
2005. március 26.
A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.
The piccolo will rule all.
2004. augusztus 9.
A city in Ohio that never gets snow days.
It's -17 and there's six feet of snow on the ground... but we still have school!
2005. március 27.
The best instrument in the world. People like to make fun of it for the whole American pie thing and how high it is, but they're really just in awe of its supreme glory! You know that saying, about jealous people? Yeah.
Anyway flutes are generally made out of metal (silver, nickel, gold, platinum, alloys, etc) although Baroque flutes are often made out of wood. Flutes can play lower than most people expect.
Did I mention it's prettyful?
One day, flutes will take over the world. Until then I'll just sit here and cry.
2005. április 24.