A former policeman in Durham, on the run from the law after a drugs bust at Jimmy's house went wrong. He has style, wit, a gun, and a whacking stick. Don't get in his way, or you'll pay! Big time!
He has starred in many
films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".
It is generally beleived that
at birth he was taken away
from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that
? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers
from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.
He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like
such as stupid fags that
"HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have
a day named after him, and also he should have
a car which
the Batmobile, but is called
the "Cotmobile". Doodles
sits on the back
seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know
where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which
the Cotmobile but less cool in many
I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that
it is Cotgrave, and no matter
how well behaved you have
been, you have
(If you're lucky)
"Oh my god, argh! He is ripping my head off, with a fork! Raghagh!"
"What up, cotgrave. Please
don't kill me".
And now for a role play, where
cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..
Man: Hello, where
do I return this
Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal
Man: No shut up!
Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron
Man: Noo, please
don't kill me!
Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like