Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.
New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.
Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.
New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.
Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.
Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.
Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.
Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."
Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.
Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.
Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.
Someone who, while on AIM, constantly copies parts of their IMs with certain people and pastes them to others. Like in real life, the big mouth will rat people out when they talk about someone else, only this time it's online rather than through spoken words.
My brother is the biggest AIM big mouth in the world. Every time I talk about someone, he has to copy and paste that excerpt of our conversation and send it to them. One day, he will pay for this.