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3 definitions by daddyspankee

 
1.
a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.
Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!
Beküldő: daddyspankee 2011. november 5.
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2.
The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
Beküldő: daddyspankee 2011. április 29.
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3.
Internet browser that you use to download the best Internet browser ever, Google Chrome.

Make sure you use Internet Explorer to download Mozilla Firefox.
Man 1: Yeah, I just downloaded the latest version of Mozilla Firefox using Internet Explorer. Now I'm off to download Google Chrome!

Man 2: Wait.. what's wrong with Internet Explorer?
Beküldő: daddyspankee 2011. június 22.
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