65 definitions by charles

To state that something will not happen so as to increase the chances of that thing happening. The opposite of jinxing.
Stop antijinxing, you know youre going to do well.
Beküldő: Charles 2003. július 8.
one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.
If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.
Beküldő: charles 2004. november 30.
The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
Beküldő: Charles 2004. október 14.
To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.
Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.
Beküldő: Charles 2004. március 18.
a girl that likes to be with multiple guys at once
a girl that is with multiple guys and she is still semi-with her ex boyfriend
Beküldő: charles 2005. március 8.
Slang for slitting wrists.
"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"
Beküldő: Charles 2005. március 23.
The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.
Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.
Beküldő: Charles 2004. január 28.

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