The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend
is typing an instant
message or facebook
chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even
hours. Unfortunately unlike
actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty
pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue