The highly debated, delectable
secretion of the cooterus maximus
, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid
pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from
Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible
for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness
throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from
organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety
of flavors ranging from
watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses
of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"
"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N
COOT JUICE! I'M RICH