38 definitions by Teratogen

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The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
#stars #stuff #humans #carbon #hydrogen #oxygen
Beküldő: Teratogen 2010. szeptember 15.
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
#breasts #tits #boobs #nipples #teats #sweater puppies
Beküldő: Teratogen 2011. december 21.
Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"
Mangia E Statti Zitto!
#eat #food #italian #pasta #shut up
Beküldő: Teratogen 2010. szeptember 10.
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
#sex #frustration #twitchiness #horny #turgid
Beküldő: Teratogen 2011. május 8.
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
#congressman #weiner #twitter #schlong #watergate
Beküldő: Teratogen 2011. június 11.
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
#birthday #anniversary #christmas #december #holidays
Beküldő: Teratogen 2012. december 28.
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
#exclamation #surprise #rape #lizard #gripping hand
Beküldő: Teratogen 2011. június 12.
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