The FUCK YOU country, The United States. The Greatest country on Earth, despite what Newsweek will lead you to believe, FUCK YOU Finland! I believe that we should move our decrepit parent Great Britain in our house and take care of it. So England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, will be the newest four states. Then we should go around the world annexing any country that speaks English and make them territories. Then blow up every country that doesn't speak English as a primary Language. That's how it already works, all the countries that speak English are riding our coattails. That would leave the United States not only as the greatest country on Earth but the only country on Earth.
"We live in the greatest country on Earth, America."
"Why is that."
"For starters, two words: nuclear-fucking-weapons."
"Good point, now lets go shooting then make fun of the government."
"Yep we can do that because we are White Christian Men who only have sex with women."
(Both Together) "YEAH!!!"