Should one find
themselves having to make the hasty dash
from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper
may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper
and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with
me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!