29 definitions by Noir

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Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
Beküldő: Noir 2006. november 11.
A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.
Beküldő: Noir 2006. július 11.
Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?
Beküldő: Noir 2006. június 20.
Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
Beküldő: Noir 2005. augusztus 19.
To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.
Beküldő: Noir 2006. október 19.
V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.
That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.
Beküldő: Noir 2006. július 19.
Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
Beküldő: Noir 2007. január 10.
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