7 definitions by NETO!!!!!

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!
ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. május 6.
The holy dutch empire was crowned the holy dutch empire in the year 2004, by the dutch pope, BAERGERKAMELEHSONWITSEN THE IX.

and he also blessed The dutch master/emperor neto, with the divine right of kings, and the will to rule "the land"
i,pope BAERGERKAMELEHSONWITSEN THE IX crown you NETO, and you empire to be HOLY!!!
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. március 4.
The Dutch empire was, and still is the most powerfull,feared and most respected clan in the western, eastern, northern... and well the southern hemisphere. the DUTCH CLAN, that quickly grew into an empire, was founded in 1879, by the great great great great, grandfather of the current dutch master/emperor neto. His name was was, WON NEITOSHWAGENSENBERGENGENSON. In 2004, the DUTCH EMPIRE was crouned THE HOLY DUTCH EMPIRE. the holy dutch empire doesnt rule the land, it rules the poeple, every member of almost every society desires to be in the dutch clan, the dutch clan is a cover up name for the HOLY DUTCH EMPIRE. currently the dutch population is low, because their is another rank in the pyramid, a rank that isnt up there, its called the DUTCH UNDERSTUDIES. this rank is consisted of over 1.2 billion people.
HEY guys!!! THE HOLY DUTCH EMPIRE IS VISITING THE TOWN!!! LETS GO IN THE HUGE 50 HOUR LINE TO BEG FOR A SPOT IN THE UNDERSTUDY RANK!!!! AND GET NETO'S AUTOGRAPH OF COURSE. (hes yelling)
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. március 4.
th word luth means its not a lie, but it's most sertainly not the truth. It's kind of in the midlle, so therefore...


luth
(people talking on msn)

Berulitz doitch says: du you liki my spelyng?

omg what a loser says: yea its great...

omg what a loser thinks: since hes not an american hes not supposed to know how to spell correctly, but its almost right and plus, hes my friend. LUTH!!!
Beküldő: neto!!!!! 2005. május 5.
Just like the definition "dutch lair" this is the special dutch lair of the supreme master and unholy questioned ruler of the guild/clan/group. the supreme masters lair number is A1.
Hey guys did you hear???!!!!! the dutch lair A1 just bought more land, his lair is bigger than western europe now!!!!
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. március 1.
The "DUTCH LAIR" is where the common members of the honorable dutch clan live. But you cant just be a dutch man or boy, (by the way its pretty hard to get it) and call your home a dutch lair, you have to certify with the dutch master NETO!!!! dutch lairs are set up in numbers.
Hey dutch man ********, whanna go play some XBOX back at my dutch lait #b87?
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. március 1.
The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
Beküldő: NETO!!!!! 2005. március 1.

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