A guy who is so uptight it's like his penis crawled into his body and became a tight vagina. This person is generally a fun-ruiner and obsessive rule follower and gets off on making others' lives miserable for no good reason.
I can't believe that bouncer last night. Did you see his matching bow-tie and vest? He asked me to leave because I was wearing a hat. Stupid vagtight.
Someone who generally acts like an idiot or sleezebag and adorns his/her self with overly tacky clothing, jewelry, and/or electronic devices. Said person is usually arrogant and cares little about those perceived to be "beneath" him/her.
Jane: Did you see that tacky couple at the cafe yesterday sucking face and yelling at the servers in front of all those kids?
Sally: Yeah, I sure did. What a couple of bouchies!