girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports
a Coach purse, oversized glasses and “Juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping
to Starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. She drives a Jetta
a text message) to-and-from
her overpriced studio
apartment in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Come
sun-down, she scours the bars, Apple-Tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form
of a day-trader, I-Banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named Chad or Todd and sporting a striped shirt.