1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.
this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.
Beküldő: kung-fu jesus 2004. augusztus 17.
Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.
Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. április 24.
Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.
Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. június 23.
(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
If you don't swing, don't ring!
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. május 12.
Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.
luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. május 1.
Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.
OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. április 15.
When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. április 17.

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