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1142.
(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. május 9.
 
1143.
A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. június 22.
 
1144.
Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.
Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. április 24.
 
1145.
(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. május 4.
 
1146.
gay
The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. május 7.
 
1147.
A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
Beküldő: Kung-Fu Jesus 2004. április 30.
 
1148.
A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories.


It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses.
Crimean war: France were the first into sevastopol, and Russia surrendered to Paris.

American war of Independance: Cornwallis surrendered his sword to Rochambeau, who politely declined.


Hundred years war: England's early gained ground was taken back in an equal amount of time for it to be taken, and the land that England rightly owned was also taken by 1556.


1066: Superior tactics see France conquer England, and later wales under the Normans and Plantagenets.


Napoleon: Napoleon was indeed French born (not on the mainland though) and domiciled, although his parents were Italian. Accomplished more than Hitler in terms of European domination.

Indo-China: France re-establishes control in a few months, although kills millions of rebels. the United States tres the same and ends up hitting jack shit for fourteen years while seeing 50,000 soldiers die fromt he united states alone (ignoring other countries0. France's army, which was actually a coalition of other nations led by france loses 90,000.
Beküldő: Kung-fu Jesus 2004. július 17.