A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.
"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."
That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.
Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.
"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."
Always within his older brothers shadow, Luigi is always "Player #2." He likes long walks on the beach, his hat hand washed, and brutally murdering mutant turtle dragons. He'd do anything to get into the spotlight for just once.
"It's-a me, a-Luigiiiiiii!!!!!"
The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!
"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."
"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."
"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"
The greatest enemy I've ever seen since.. Ever. Robots are so cool, Sonic isn't, so if you put them together, you get the most awesome thing ever. Metal Sonic could kick your ass, your mom's ass, and even his own if he wanted to.
Sonic hasn't defeated Metal Sonic so far, but will he ever...?
No. No he won't.
He is not lovable. I fuckin hate him... He is, by far, the hardest bullshit I've ever gone through. Untill I figured out that stupid-ass pattern. I hate you, I hate you Igniz!!! Also known as Alucard with God powers. Seriously, do a google image search or something.
"Alucard = Igniz"
"He is really easy. Seriously."
A friend to the world of Paint Shop Pro and Nintendo. He really loves SPGLink's zany charaters, and loves to chat on the AWN Message Board. He also enjoys talking in third person.
"Sup' B?" ~ Kooper113