Flea like creature living in or near the rectal area
of a loved one. Marv's existence is known only by those closest to his host. Usually working
in unison with Timmy
Marv's existance is purely theoretical. Although
Marv's outward appearance has yet to be documented his temperment
is well known by all members of the 1128TH and most other soldier's serving in garrison with Minnie.
Outward manifestation of Marv's infestation can be charactorized by the severe mood swings of the host and often
comical clawing and scratching
of the infested area(s). In addition to Marv's ability to irritate
his host while
working in unison
he has been
acredited with such
hanus anus acts as causing Alabama Swamp Ass
and the much
dreaded Rusty Muffler
. Leaving Timmy
to bear much of the blame
for these acts is yet another aspect of the cruel
and sadistic nature
of this specific species of ass passenger.
Better look out Marv's really been
eating on Minnie's ass again.
Good one Minnie, was it Marv or Timmy that brewed up that fart.