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8.
ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.
He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
Beküldő: Jake 2004. január 10.
 
9.
male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
Beküldő: Jake 2004. március 23.
 
10.
It is common after spending years in a relationship for the urgency and thrill once felt with sex to wane. Having a ‘quickie’ now and then....fast sex with little foreplay.....is a great way to spice things up and revive some of the spontaneity and excitement that may be lacking in a mundane love life.

For those who don’t know, “quickie” is the term given to a sexual romp that is exactly that – quick. It is to the point, exciting and usually quite intense. And it is often more animalistic and lust-driven than regular “romantic” sex.
Five-minute frolics are great because they are reminiscent of the beginning of a relationship when it is difficult to keep hands off one another. When you’re constantly trying to break away whenever possible to enjoy some physical contact with each other. When attractions are so strong that you don’t even bother to get fully undressed before going at it. It is these intense desires that are at the heart of the quickie.

In addition to being a great way to injecting passion back into your relationship, quickies are a handy time-management tool in a busy life. There may be day-to-day commitments that prevent you from having sex as often as you use to. Or, maybe at the end of the day, you or your partner are just too tired from working and looking after the kids to get involved in an hour-long lovemaking session. A quickie is a great way to still get some sexual satisfaction, without having to devote too much time or energy!

Now, while quickies are a great way to get pleasure and keep the fire of love alive, it is not advised to ONLY have quickies. A loving, healthy relationship demands balance. Having an occasional quickie can demonstrate there is still passion in the relationship. However, making love (the romantic kind!) and taking the time to satisfy and thoroughly enjoy each other, is necessary for strengthening intimacy.

Just as long as it is mutually agreed upon (i.e. both of you know in advance that it’s going to be short and sweet), quickies are great way to reconnect with one another and are a great solution to trying to schedule sex around hectic lifestyles. There’s nothing wrong (or selfish!) with wanting a brief and exciting break and then getting back to the dishes, paying bills or whatever you were in the middle of doing!

"I was sitting in my study chair with CALCULUS 301 on my mind. I was wearing just my bathrobe. She came into the room naked, sat on my lap, and proceeded to give me a quickie then disappeared leaving me to concentrate."
Beküldő: Jake 2004. február 22.
 
11.
What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.
"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"
Beküldő: Jake 2004. május 2.
 
12.
PMS
innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken
Beküldő: Jake 2004. március 4.
 
13.
Someone of low intelligence.
He was so stupid, he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
Beküldő: Jake 2004. január 3.
 
14.
A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
Beküldő: Jake 2004. november 3.