11 definitions by Jack Meough

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Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses
I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2012. február 17.
Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.
Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. március 18.
A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. április 3.
A bong is a specific type of water pipe. The body of the bong is the defining characteristic: the chamber is large, and placed over the mouth, a pipe stem is mounted hear the bottom, and bubbles through usually water to cool the smoke. The design originated in ancient SE Asia.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.
"A bong does not use hoses as a hookah does."
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. április 25.
Orangutan Ganja - Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda. Now used as a marketing term universal adjective that has largely lost its original meaning. Used to describe strong weed (i.e., OG Kush, OG Sativa, OG Indica, etc.).
Hey, I got some OG at the dispensary.
This stuff is real Orangutan Ganja.
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. március 15.
A bung-hit is when person A (receiver) seals their lips around persons B's (giver) anus. Then person A passes gas and person B inhales deeply and holds their breath.

Offering, or suggesting, that someone receive a bung-hit is considered to be a vulgar insult to many; and therein lies its value in communication.
In a sarcastic and obnoxious tone:
"Hey, why don't you plant your lips around my anus and I will fart and you inhale deeply. Have you ever had a bung-hit before?"
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. április 24.
Double Entry Method of accounting is taught to Accounting students; the sick-minded amongst which realize an opportunity to help coeds with their homework.

The innuendo is double penetration of multiple, usually female, orifices by an erect male penis (AKA throbbing hot cock).
Joe said to Sally, "Let me come over and help you with your homework. I am an expert in the double entry method." Sally learned what half-n-half was, but still flunked accounting.
Beküldő: Jack Meough 2010. március 20.

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