v. when a female
PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some
event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying
or manages to produce real
tears, solely in order
to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female
tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female
has the manufactured crying
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy
all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout
blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.