94 definitions by Foug

a 30 service offered where the masseuse rubs her boobs all over you and often followed by the "release"

*neud reversi extra*
Masseuse - you wannt reversi? $30
Shameless - just the bodyslide
Beküldő: foug 2005. január 11.
PTF
To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.
Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd
Beküldő: foug 2003. március 24.
Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.
Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.
Beküldő: foug 2003. március 25.
A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
Beküldő: foug 2003. március 24.
A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.
B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.
Beküldő: foug 2005. január 12.
Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage
Beküldő: foug 2005. január 13.
The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.
Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
Beküldő: foug 2003. szeptember 25.

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