1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt
"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato
"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi
"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes