(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.
Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."
Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."
"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."