A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They
wake in the morning after dreaming about
shagging some tart (or bloke) only
to find they
have stale sperm trapped around
their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming
slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going
to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton
of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last
time you were here, I had a mouthful
of cheese you rotton bastard.