An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.
John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"
A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.
Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.
A horror movie that's more amusing than scary, and probable wouldn't scare a toddler.
Dave: Did you get that director's cut of "My Bloody Valentine" yet, John?
John: Yeah, and it sucked. It was such a horrible horror, I bet Barney is scarier.
Jacob: You got it too? I sent it back yesterday and hoped for a refund.
A particularly hot slut; a new slut, who hasn't worn herself out yet.
John: So, I heard you bought a hooker last week? You like sex, but it's not like you to buy a hooker.
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
Worth at least two in the bush.
See this Bird in the Hand? It's worth at LEAST two in the bush, maybe three in the bush!