nov. 23
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.
#shower #soap #hotel #motel #peel the soap
Beküldő: Snappy1 2007. június 23.
nov. 22
A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.

Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.
#vegetarian #carnivore #poultry #diet #eating
Beküldő: Christie Johnson 2006. október 5.
nov. 21
The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
Beküldő: a random choch 2003. szeptember 1.
nov. 20
The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
#iraq #miss south carolina #geography #miss teen usa #bush
Beküldő: gunstarzero 2007. augusztus 29.
nov. 19
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
Beküldő: The Grammar Nazi 2004. február 5.
nov. 18
your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
Beküldő: gabe tolliver 2003. november 23.
nov. 17
To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.
Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.

Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.
#panties #upset #bunch #angry #nervous
Beküldő: JerseyLinds 2006. augusztus 22.
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