febr. 12
UDI
Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
I pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.
Beküldő: dj_monged 2004. augusztus 8.
febr. 11
The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama
Taste the flavor of change... taste the Obamania!
#obama #barack #politics #trends #president
Beküldő: Human Ecologist 2008. január 16.
febr. 10
Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
#burning calories #mcdonalds #anorexia #calorie #calorie tits
Beküldő: tron.von.tronicus 2007. december 19.
febr. 9
Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation
You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable
#facebook #pictures #myspace #facebook worthy #myspace worthy
Beküldő: Mktkm27 2007. november 25.
febr. 8
It's teabagging, but in video games. When playing online or split-screen in a First person shooter game, and you've just fragged someone, you walk over the opponent's digital carcass, and then press the crouch command repeatedly to embarass the victim while he or she respawns.

It is truly embarassing, and should only be done by professionals. This means you need to earn some respect before you teafrag somebody, or else you will face the wrath of the victim.
1: "Dammit! I just got teafragged by some noob!"

2: "That was me, stupid!"

1: "Fuck."
Beküldő: tigga is gangsta 2005. május 19.
febr. 7
When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
#email #attachment #forget #problem #picture
Beküldő: Jeremy in Denver 2008. január 30.
febr. 6
The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park.
To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.
NYC suffered from disneyfication under Rudy, and now is as boring as any small town USA
#disneyfy #lameness #safe #pure #clean #boring
Beküldő: Thanatos_Azrael 2008. január 28.
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