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nov. 6
That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good
He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling
Beküldő: Yogirlpast5 2015. november 3.
nov. 5
Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.
I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night...
Beküldő: Butler 808 2015. november 3.
nov. 3
1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.

"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."
Beküldő: Captain Cheesewhiz 2014. november 13.
nov. 1
loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.
My Girl Is A Trap Queen
Beküldő: upLikeATrump 2015. március 3.
okt. 31
Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
Beküldő: team analplug 2015. október 27.
okt. 30
The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
Beküldő: Monkey Mind 2015. október 28.
okt. 29
When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping
Oh damn, hope I don't get a match on that guy/girl, I was sleep swiping!
Beküldő: Crunchy Megs 2015. október 28.
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