febr. 6
Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It's for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and chill is simply for children.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna come back to my place and watch Netflix and chill?"
Person 2: "Nah, I prefer to IMAX and climax. It insures optimum pleasure."
Beküldő: ph1ght 2016. január 30.
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HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
Beküldő: Tara Cuda 2016. február 1.
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When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"

Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
Beküldő: Red Killer 2016. január 9.
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A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.
Hey Don, are you building that tower across 5th Avenue?
Donald Trump: Yes, it's going to be YUGE!!
Beküldő: EH97 2016. január 12.
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When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
Beküldő: kaycar 2016. január 31.
jan. 29
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
Beküldő: Acecard22 2016. január 24.
jan. 28
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
Beküldő: happyfeet... 2006. december 20.
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