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nov. 30
When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.
Beküldő: YoungJanitor 2015. november 27.
nov. 29
Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don't usually participate in.
Keith: "Hey guys, would you like to go hiking and camping with me this weekend? Maybe do a little hang gliding if the wind conditions are right."

Darren and Diego look at each another.

Darren: "Does he mean he wants us to go white peopling with him?"

Diego: "I think so bruh."
Beküldő: Beantown 2015. november 3.
nov. 28
What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
Beküldő: goodlord! 2015. november 24.
nov. 27
When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
Beküldő: Turd__Ferguson 2015. november 2.
nov. 26
The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex
Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.

Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness
Beküldő: Skeleton Chief 2015. november 2.
nov. 25
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
Beküldő: Hooded Solider 2015. november 2.
nov. 24
Fuck Outta Here
A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here
Guess who I saw yesterday?
Your old ex. Calvin!
FOH! Where you see that fool?
Beküldő: poopsie88 2012. június 10.
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